1. when straight people get married, the have bachalor and bachalorette parties, right? what the hell do gay people do..? do they go to the same part? do they go to a strip club...? 2. when people say "whats up?" and people rudely reply w/the sky... i don't get it. the sky isn't up. there is no up or down..
think about it.. if your standing on usa.. go straight "down" you end up going up for china. same vise versa. so.. its.. around? would the atmosphere work...? no.. cause that'd still be around..
3. why people ask stupid questions. obvious questions. such as... "what'cha doin?" when they are sitting right next to you, when your clearly eating a sandwhich. gah.
4. why people force their religon on others. i hate that..
this one dude came to my house trying to make me a... what are the called... jehovah witness. i clearly stated i was catholic. and, they just wouldn't shut up. so.. i just acted crazy. asking him to smell my cat. (i don't have a cat btw.) he freaked out when i said i like to drink blood, and collect males hairs and make them into tiny hair ball dolls. muwahahaha.
5. the phone companies... another thing that bugs me. like, people trying to sell stuff to me. they ask if my parents are home, i say nope. but they still continue. what do they think i'm going to do? buy insurance from india at 15 for my car of which i don't have? i just mess with them. along the lines of what i do to the jehovah witness.
6. why they put the little table on deilvery pizza.. am i suposed to eat it...? do i put it in my fish bowl so my fish can have pizza as well? do i make a collection and show off my pizza eating skills? idk.
7. whats the difference between coke classic, and coke? is one older than the other? more stale? yucky. why would they sell that? isn't there health codes? if there is health codes, why are they not following them? are they mentally impared? if they are mentally impared, why do they sell our food...?
8. why there are different steps in math. algebra 1.. then geometry, then algebra 2.. shouldint it be alg 1 then 2 then geometry?? go in order, its confusing.
9.why men can wear no shirts out in public with out getting in trouble, yet when women do, they do? sexist. ethire, they should be allowed to do the same, or men not being allowed to not wear shirts.
10. why people care about sexual orientation. i understand why they don't like it, cause of religious things.. but is it really their business? what aobut atheists?? don't they count?
11. why reality tv, is called reality tv? that stuff doesn't happen in real life...
12. why people have to pay money to get an education. its dumb. i have a theory. rich people want to rule the world. college = money = rich people = rule world. evil.
13. why sarah is so sexy. rofl!
14. why we can't lick our elbows...? what if i wana!? what if i get like.. peanut butter on it...
15. why people randomely smell my hair? creepy.
16. why men are protrayed as idiots on television?
17. why women have the desire to buy shoes...? soo many shoes... o.o
18. why dogs chase their tales...? alvin will get it one of these days. just wait... he will.
19. why lesbians can be accepted more than gay men...?
20. why i have so many questions, when i have answers to bigger questions?
rofl...
